Best Poem ever Written (Besides "Early Spring Snow")

I kicked a toad on the old dirt road,
just to see what it would do.
It went Kablooey! into a thousand small parts--
Now my shoe's covered in ewwwwy toad goo!

NOTE: Lifted off of Devin's Xanga.

Douchee!!!

My Plans for Summer/Next Semster

Greetings all you readers out there with only one computer screen.

I have posted my thrilling and ever-important summer and next semester plans on my Xanga. First off, hip-hip hooray! (I just finished my finals!) I don't know what I got yet but to just pass my engineering level courses is better than most of you dull-minded readers could ever do. But on that note, congratulations to my former (and still lazy-ass) roommate David Johnson. It took you three times, but you finally finished Math 101, this time earning a D. (I'm still bitter Dave won the "Most Prolific Blogger" award at Battenfeld's banquet even though I'm the better blogger). Speaking of my roommate situation for next year, right now the only person I know who will live me is Parker and he hardly does any speaking at all. The other two will be newmen which means this is the second year in a row I will be living with two newman. I guess other returning Battenfeld residents are just intimidated by my awesomeness, whether it be my dual-monitor custom built P.C. or perhaps my tough workload in engineering or maybe it is my throw-up stained under-valued couch that Fiedler's stench has stained for good.

Unfortunately for me, this means my good friend Alex Churn has decided to not live in Battenfeld. I didn't tell many of you, but he was thinking about living the the feld for this year. He decided to get a house, which is too bad. If he decided to live in Room 316 with yours truly it would have been monumental: In the 68 year history of Battenfeld, there has never been a douchier room than the potential Sinha/Churn paring. Too bad.

This summer, as you all should know by now, I will be earning far more money than the majority of you readers in my new internship. What else am I doing? Nothing more than going to a Dave Matthew's Band Concert, a Royals game, the KC Zoo, maybe World's of Fun, and protecting my sister from Damon Lang.

Unfortunately, Scrubs is on and I need to go laugh mindlessly at the most unfunny show of all time.

Toodles,

DKNS

My Plans Tonight!

So as I'm typing I just called my good room mate Travis so I can party tonight. I told him to tell Chase Reed, who is of legal age, to buy me some Rolling Rock. I LOVE Rolling Rock. You guys don't even understand. Of course I'm going to buy a 12-pack but I only need four to get drunk. I'm such a tank, I can drink massive amounts of booze and rarely throw up. I think the last time I ever threw up was last year. I was so drunk. I had Captain Morgan (another bad ass beverage that those of you reading would never be tough enough to consume) and eventually threw up in the drawer of my lazy-ass room mate at the time, David.

All David did was sit on his computer all the time and chat on car forums. I mean come on! Who's such a loser that all they do is I-chat? (But, then again, look at his lame computer compared to my dual monitor custom built beast of a P.C.)

On another note, Damon, who was a Rookie of the Year best new male friend finalist, has pissed me off. Can you believe he invited my sister to a facebook event? MY sister! She is getting really upset. After all, she just turned 18. Oh yeah! Around April Fool's Day, the best holiday ever because it gives me a chance to show how big of a fool all you are, around fifteen guys from my Scholarship Hall poked her (on facebook)! I threatened a law suit and it's lucky she just turned 18 otherwise it could be considered sexual assault.

Anyways, the other day it snowed..in april i saw a man outside mowing the lawn in the snow. and i realized...this is kansas.

I'm sure you have all enjoyed reading this as I have writing, ha ha ha late April Fool's no one can enjoy my deep, uberintelligent literature as much as me.

Toodles,

DKNS

QUIT TAKING MY MOVIES

So, I hope all you avid readers of my blog enjoyed my little April Fool's entry. Of course you enjoyed it, I wrote it. However, after enjoying some laughs at my brilliance, I was confronted with a disaster of epic proportions. Upon finishing my unbelievably hard programming homework, I decided that it would be in my best interests if I sat down and watched my copy of "The Office" season 1, which I purchased with my money I made working at Best Buy.

Though this was an incredible idea, I could not watch it because SOMEONE STOLE IT. I am an awesomely kind person, and I enjoy letting others get a little taste of my movie collection, but this is an outrage. I know my movie collection is so alien to everyone (since it's out of this world LOL), but asking to borrow goods from me without my permission is unacceptable behavior.

In addition to the Office being gone, my copy of Sin City (autographed director's cut with tin case) is also missing. That is my favorite movie. Coincidentally, "Sin City" is also the name of the gay strip club that I like to attend daily, so it has special meaning to me.

Now, if you want me to continue being the nice guy and letting you mere mortals drink from the sweet nectar of my film collection, I suggest that you return these cinematic masterpieces IMMEDIATELY.

DKNS

An apology...

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for my behavior. I have been the biggest douchebag alive for the past 2 years and I truly regret that. You guys all have your abilities that you are better than me at, and I concede that I am not the best at everything. At this time of writing, even computing technology has surpassed what I own.

Regards,
Devin Kumar Nelson Sinha

MY Movies!

Hey everyone,Once again I've found that some (at least one that i've noticed) of my movies are missing. Once again, I don't have annnnnny problem with people borrowing movies, and heck i don't REALLY even mind if you borrow it when I'm not here. However, if you take one, please tell me eventually, and please return them promptly. Since before spring break I've been missing my copy of The Matrix Reloaded, and that's what I'm really interested in getting back. If you remember borrowing it from me, please let me know and return it if you're done. I tried just asking random people around the hall but those i've asked say they didn't borrow it, so whatevs.Thanks,Devin "sans beard" Sinha

(note: 13 first personal pronouns/adjectives not counting the name).

Spring Break...or as I like to call it - "DEVIN TIME"

Hello everyone or "sup" for all the hipsters out there,

In case you didn't know (what the fuck, get on your game), I am currently on spring break from my ever-strenuous activities at my school, the University of Kansas Lawrence, NOT Edwards. I have been living it up in true Sinha style. A truly ambitious person once said, it's "SINHA time!" Thanks for that one, Alex. Well, when presented a week long break like I have been, it is tough to figure out what to do with my time. YEAH RIGHT, maybe if I was retarded, since I have all of the best stuff and I can always find something to amuse myself with. Xbox 360, guitar, jammin' to DMB, watching Star Wars with my best pals, pounding down a few Mike's Hard Lemonades or licking the balls of my gay lover, it's all good times.

I am very busy, but since I'm sure that you are enthralled with this epic entry so far, I guess I will continue to give you a "fly on the wall" look into my wonderful life. Yes, I live in Overland Park, Kansas, so all of the idiots going to Miami or South Padre Island for break can "shove it" (LOL), since all the fun in the world is right here in "the OP" with all of my best buddies. I love friend time. It's even better than fireworks time, but not as good as me time. Sheesh, I am so butt-nanners, I just keep getting off-track. Spring break is one of my favorite times, because it allows me to catch up on all my favorite activities and friends.

As soon as I got home (it doesn't take long when you are "hauling ass" on the highways like a speed demon), I called my high school girlfriend that doesn't know any better. Oops, did I say that? She should be fucking thrilled to be dating a college "eligible bachelor" like myself. Before I continue, did you guys check out that awesome transition sentence I wrote prior to this paragraph? Wow, I kick ass. Ernest Hemingway killed himself because a soothsayer told him that I would be born and he couldn't handle the pressure of competing with my writing in the future.

But back to me and my "lady friend" (LOL I'm so naughty). We have spent some good times together on this wondrous spring break. We have shared a "spring sleet" last Sunday, which was truly inspirational for me. In addition to this, I have sharted with her ( I mean shared, I didn't fart/shit on her) some of my favorite tunes on the guitar and some of my favorite tunes on the piano. Thank God for Ben Folds, I love to cruise in my Accord and bump "Bitches Ain't Shit." Usually, I start to drive really aggressively because that song pumps me up and I feel like a G-thug. Bros before hoes, that is a good motto. Someone probably heard me say it once.

Well, sorry for being so long winded, but not really since I know you will be craving more the second you read this. What can I say, love blogging, love life, and remember that I'm better than you.

-Devin Kumar Nelson Sinha

Damn Work!

So, as many of you know I, Devin K. N. Sinha, am an iPod specialist at Best Buy. Unfortunately though, sometimes when you (me) have a highly prestigious job work can get in the way of having fun. That's why my facebook status says: Devin thinks it is lame 2.0 that he works on st.patrick's. (yes i get that most people don't care about st.patty's but i like it!).

But I'm going to make the most out of the day. Hopefully Best Buy will let me wear my size 14 Leprechaun shoes I purchased specifically for this rare occasion. And oh yeah! Help make St. Patrick's an official holiday! Guinness, the Irish Beer company, has a petition on their web site. I love Guinness, but not as much as Mike's Hard you dumb ass.

Now I'll leave you with lyrics of DMB:
"Stop. The words aren't worth it. Just smile to remind me why I'm here."

My Birthday, and an early spring snow

So, as many of you know, today is MY 20th Birthday!!! Woop Woop for me!!!! What's also so awesome is the fact it snowed today! On MY Birthday! It reminded me of the song I wrote (of course for Churn) titled Early Spring Snow. In ESS I wrote of the time me and my love interest fell in love during an Early Spring Snow. We frolicked and danced in the snow of that early March day. I hope to publish this song later, and have it copyrighted so I can share it for you (I wouldn't want to write it on my blog and have it ripped by some recording studio).


Anyways, if you see me be sure to wish me a happy birthday.

MY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday To ME!
i also bought a new phone so im back to the same old number i had before woop woop.

UGH

today i was at the rec center with damon and, like the other students that come to the rec everyday, i put my hoodie on one of the coat racks near the entrance. after working out for an hour, i came back to see that the hoodie was nowhere to be found, and lost and found didn't have it either. while i was really upset that the only hoodie i enjoy wearing (dr.pepper hoodie) was stolen, what stings worse is that my car keys, wallet (with credit cards/driver's license/gift cards/cash/etc), and expensive/important cell phone were stolen as well.

if you recovered it and happen to see this note...PLEASE LET ME KNOW.
you can reach me at 913-961-1017 [it pays to have a backup cell phone sometimes]

-Devin

Working out!

So, as you all know, I am Devin Sinha. *pauses for you to say hello back* My friends all say that I am in really good shape which means a lot to you since I have more friends than I can count, which is funny because I am in a lot of programming classes so I can count a lot. Would you like to have a count-off with me? I didn't think so.

Anyway, like I was saying, I am pretty much regarded as the "muscley man" out of my circle of friends, although myself and my friend Alex have been know to spar from time to time and then suck each other's balls.
I always win because I have so much upper body strength. So much, in fact, that it is hard to walk under all of the weight of my HUGE pecs, so I bend over slightly and raise my arms for support. Since my upper body is so ripped and amazing, I would like to teach you how to be more like me. If you would notice, I said "more like me" since there is one and only Devin Kumar Nelson Sinha. I'm 1/8 Cherokee.

To achieve "Devin pecs," you must have a committed workout plan. Firstly, buy a case of Dr. Pepper and an Xbox 360 Ultimate. It has to be the Ultimate. A "regular" (WEAK) Xbox 360 will NOT do. Trade it in to Best Buy if you have one. That's what I did, and then I used my employee discount to get an Ultimate. Now that is quick thinking. After you have purchased your Xbox and Dr. Pepper, find a grungy-ass white couch, yet treat it like it belongs in the Taj Mahal. If it has ham in it, then your chances of being the best (me) have just increased.

Now that you have the basic items for being more like the Devin, you can begin your workout plan. With the couch in place and the Xbox 360 Ultimate "I'm the shit, fuck you" Beast Best Buy Special Edition hooked up to your TV (my dad has an HDTV), sit down on the couch and play Xbox while sipping on some Dr. Pepper. If you can get your hands on some Mike's Hard Lemonade (you may have to get this REALLY cool guy, Brian Lewis, to buy some for you), DO IT. I promise you that you will be intoxicated after slowly sipping on half of one. I can drink three before passing out, but then again, I'm Devin Sinha.

Once you have trained for 3 weeks you should notice a decrease in torso size and your arms should now be slightly raised as you walk. Now it is time to add the next variable! NO, not steriods you idiot, but Dave Matthews band! With some DMB cranking on my surround-sound system (I love working at Best Buy so I can get cool tech items fr cheap), you will be even more motivated to achieve the pinnacle of physical perfection, something I would like to call "Dervana."

So, good luck. You have a long road ahead of you. This is Devin Kumar Nelson Sinha, signing off.

My car!

In this entry, I would like to tell the world about MY car! It's (if I do say so myself) by far the best car at the whole hall! I always have people come up to me and compliment my ride, and since I'm so humble, it makes it an akward situation. So, I'm sure that you're on the edge of your seat to learn about my car, and now I will tell you about it. So listen to me.

My car is a 1991 Honda Accord Sedan. It is gold with maroon velour interior (I love that color combination it is so modern and tasteful!) I have driven some fast cars before since I am a great driver, but this one has some "giddyup." I feel like a race car driver on late night runs to Burger King or heading to my asteemed post at Best Buy (hey, a guy like me has to pay the bills to afford such luxuries as a '91 Honda Accord.) I would like to get something cooler (if I could manage to find something out there), but I recently spent my bonus on my new monitor. This makes my 5th monitor, so now I can 2 box midget porn, watch Scrubs, and still do homework while talking on my headset to my friend on MSN. It is every scholarship hall member's dream! I am cool.

One that that I just can't understand about my car is how my car's window that I have in my car above my trunk where I keep my book bag (whoops I'm getting off-track on my blog!). Anyway, my window has had a tree branch fallon it TWICE this year! WOW! How could I be so unlucky! Two branches placed in the exact place that would perfectly break a window! The branches were even the size of a brick! Wow, I have such a crazy life. I am "bonkers!" LOL

I also have a radar detector. It is state-of-the-art. I bought it from Best Buy for $50. Wow, I am a good negotiator. After all, who wants to get a ticket going 72 in a 70 on K10 going home? I know I sure don't!

I am so lucky that I have such a neat car. I hope you enjoyed my blog entry I wrote about my car. My blog is cool.

Alex

A song (played of course with acoustic guitar) to my best friend Alex Churn

Oh Alex, how I love your smile,
and your hair, and teeth, I could go on awhile,
and although some people think you're weird (I think you're fine)
I absolutely love your beard (not quite as nice as mine).

We dressed up together at a superhero party, you were Pigeon-man (who looked like an owl)
Afterwards I was so hot and sweaty, I took a shower drying off with my personalized towel.

As this song ends, i beg, Alex, take my hand,
And we will go up to room 316 to listen to Dave Matthews Band.

What's UP?

So I, Devin Kumar Nelson Sinha, have decided to start my blog.

Some things I will blog about:

My schoolwork
My job at Best Buy
My new HD XBox 360 I bought with my employee discount at Best Buy
My extremly attractive girlfriend
My upcoming acoustic guitar album
My favorite alcoholic drinks: Rolling Rock and Mike's Hard Lemonade
My favorite show, Scrubs.
My favorite band, Dave Matthews Band
My newest video game purchases
My homework, blah
My scholarship hall
My extremly small torso
and much, much more.