So as I'm typing I just called my good room mate Travis so I can party tonight. I told him to tell Chase Reed, who is of legal age, to buy me some Rolling Rock. I LOVE Rolling Rock. You guys don't even understand. Of course I'm going to buy a 12-pack but I only need four to get drunk. I'm such a tank, I can drink massive amounts of booze and rarely throw up. I think the last time I ever threw up was last year. I was so drunk. I had Captain Morgan (another bad ass beverage that those of you reading would never be tough enough to consume) and eventually threw up in the drawer of my lazy-ass room mate at the time, David.
All David did was sit on his computer all the time and chat on car forums. I mean come on! Who's such a loser that all they do is I-chat? (But, then again, look at his lame computer compared to my dual monitor custom built beast of a P.C.)
On another note, Damon, who was a Rookie of the Year best new male friend finalist, has pissed me off. Can you believe he invited my sister to a facebook event? MY sister! She is getting really upset. After all, she just turned 18. Oh yeah! Around April Fool's Day, the best holiday ever because it gives me a chance to show how big of a fool all you are, around fifteen guys from my Scholarship Hall poked her (on facebook)! I threatened a law suit and it's lucky she just turned 18 otherwise it could be considered sexual assault.
Anyways, the other day it snowed..in april i saw a man outside mowing the lawn in the snow. and i realized...this is kansas.
I'm sure you have all enjoyed reading this as I have writing, ha ha ha late April Fool's no one can enjoy my deep, uberintelligent literature as much as me.
Toodles,
DKNS
Friday, April 18, 2008
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