So, I hope all you avid readers of my blog enjoyed my little April Fool's entry. Of course you enjoyed it, I wrote it. However, after enjoying some laughs at my brilliance, I was confronted with a disaster of epic proportions. Upon finishing my unbelievably hard programming homework, I decided that it would be in my best interests if I sat down and watched my copy of "The Office" season 1, which I purchased with my money I made working at Best Buy.
Though this was an incredible idea, I could not watch it because SOMEONE STOLE IT. I am an awesomely kind person, and I enjoy letting others get a little taste of my movie collection, but this is an outrage. I know my movie collection is so alien to everyone (since it's out of this world LOL), but asking to borrow goods from me without my permission is unacceptable behavior.
In addition to the Office being gone, my copy of Sin City (autographed director's cut with tin case) is also missing. That is my favorite movie. Coincidentally, "Sin City" is also the name of the gay strip club that I like to attend daily, so it has special meaning to me.
Now, if you want me to continue being the nice guy and letting you mere mortals drink from the sweet nectar of my film collection, I suggest that you return these cinematic masterpieces IMMEDIATELY.
DKNS
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