Spring Break...or as I like to call it - "DEVIN TIME"

Hello everyone or "sup" for all the hipsters out there,

In case you didn't know (what the fuck, get on your game), I am currently on spring break from my ever-strenuous activities at my school, the University of Kansas Lawrence, NOT Edwards. I have been living it up in true Sinha style. A truly ambitious person once said, it's "SINHA time!" Thanks for that one, Alex. Well, when presented a week long break like I have been, it is tough to figure out what to do with my time. YEAH RIGHT, maybe if I was retarded, since I have all of the best stuff and I can always find something to amuse myself with. Xbox 360, guitar, jammin' to DMB, watching Star Wars with my best pals, pounding down a few Mike's Hard Lemonades or licking the balls of my gay lover, it's all good times.

I am very busy, but since I'm sure that you are enthralled with this epic entry so far, I guess I will continue to give you a "fly on the wall" look into my wonderful life. Yes, I live in Overland Park, Kansas, so all of the idiots going to Miami or South Padre Island for break can "shove it" (LOL), since all the fun in the world is right here in "the OP" with all of my best buddies. I love friend time. It's even better than fireworks time, but not as good as me time. Sheesh, I am so butt-nanners, I just keep getting off-track. Spring break is one of my favorite times, because it allows me to catch up on all my favorite activities and friends.

As soon as I got home (it doesn't take long when you are "hauling ass" on the highways like a speed demon), I called my high school girlfriend that doesn't know any better. Oops, did I say that? She should be fucking thrilled to be dating a college "eligible bachelor" like myself. Before I continue, did you guys check out that awesome transition sentence I wrote prior to this paragraph? Wow, I kick ass. Ernest Hemingway killed himself because a soothsayer told him that I would be born and he couldn't handle the pressure of competing with my writing in the future.

But back to me and my "lady friend" (LOL I'm so naughty). We have spent some good times together on this wondrous spring break. We have shared a "spring sleet" last Sunday, which was truly inspirational for me. In addition to this, I have sharted with her ( I mean shared, I didn't fart/shit on her) some of my favorite tunes on the guitar and some of my favorite tunes on the piano. Thank God for Ben Folds, I love to cruise in my Accord and bump "Bitches Ain't Shit." Usually, I start to drive really aggressively because that song pumps me up and I feel like a G-thug. Bros before hoes, that is a good motto. Someone probably heard me say it once.

Well, sorry for being so long winded, but not really since I know you will be craving more the second you read this. What can I say, love blogging, love life, and remember that I'm better than you.

-Devin Kumar Nelson Sinha