Best Poem ever Written (Besides "Early Spring Snow")

I kicked a toad on the old dirt road,
just to see what it would do.
It went Kablooey! into a thousand small parts--
Now my shoe's covered in ewwwwy toad goo!

NOTE: Lifted off of Devin's Xanga.

Douchee!!!

My Plans for Summer/Next Semster

Greetings all you readers out there with only one computer screen.

I have posted my thrilling and ever-important summer and next semester plans on my Xanga. First off, hip-hip hooray! (I just finished my finals!) I don't know what I got yet but to just pass my engineering level courses is better than most of you dull-minded readers could ever do. But on that note, congratulations to my former (and still lazy-ass) roommate David Johnson. It took you three times, but you finally finished Math 101, this time earning a D. (I'm still bitter Dave won the "Most Prolific Blogger" award at Battenfeld's banquet even though I'm the better blogger). Speaking of my roommate situation for next year, right now the only person I know who will live me is Parker and he hardly does any speaking at all. The other two will be newmen which means this is the second year in a row I will be living with two newman. I guess other returning Battenfeld residents are just intimidated by my awesomeness, whether it be my dual-monitor custom built P.C. or perhaps my tough workload in engineering or maybe it is my throw-up stained under-valued couch that Fiedler's stench has stained for good.

Unfortunately for me, this means my good friend Alex Churn has decided to not live in Battenfeld. I didn't tell many of you, but he was thinking about living the the feld for this year. He decided to get a house, which is too bad. If he decided to live in Room 316 with yours truly it would have been monumental: In the 68 year history of Battenfeld, there has never been a douchier room than the potential Sinha/Churn paring. Too bad.

This summer, as you all should know by now, I will be earning far more money than the majority of you readers in my new internship. What else am I doing? Nothing more than going to a Dave Matthew's Band Concert, a Royals game, the KC Zoo, maybe World's of Fun, and protecting my sister from Damon Lang.

Unfortunately, Scrubs is on and I need to go laugh mindlessly at the most unfunny show of all time.

Toodles,

DKNS

My Plans Tonight!

So as I'm typing I just called my good room mate Travis so I can party tonight. I told him to tell Chase Reed, who is of legal age, to buy me some Rolling Rock. I LOVE Rolling Rock. You guys don't even understand. Of course I'm going to buy a 12-pack but I only need four to get drunk. I'm such a tank, I can drink massive amounts of booze and rarely throw up. I think the last time I ever threw up was last year. I was so drunk. I had Captain Morgan (another bad ass beverage that those of you reading would never be tough enough to consume) and eventually threw up in the drawer of my lazy-ass room mate at the time, David.

All David did was sit on his computer all the time and chat on car forums. I mean come on! Who's such a loser that all they do is I-chat? (But, then again, look at his lame computer compared to my dual monitor custom built beast of a P.C.)

On another note, Damon, who was a Rookie of the Year best new male friend finalist, has pissed me off. Can you believe he invited my sister to a facebook event? MY sister! She is getting really upset. After all, she just turned 18. Oh yeah! Around April Fool's Day, the best holiday ever because it gives me a chance to show how big of a fool all you are, around fifteen guys from my Scholarship Hall poked her (on facebook)! I threatened a law suit and it's lucky she just turned 18 otherwise it could be considered sexual assault.

Anyways, the other day it snowed..in april i saw a man outside mowing the lawn in the snow. and i realized...this is kansas.

I'm sure you have all enjoyed reading this as I have writing, ha ha ha late April Fool's no one can enjoy my deep, uberintelligent literature as much as me.

Toodles,

DKNS

QUIT TAKING MY MOVIES

So, I hope all you avid readers of my blog enjoyed my little April Fool's entry. Of course you enjoyed it, I wrote it. However, after enjoying some laughs at my brilliance, I was confronted with a disaster of epic proportions. Upon finishing my unbelievably hard programming homework, I decided that it would be in my best interests if I sat down and watched my copy of "The Office" season 1, which I purchased with my money I made working at Best Buy.

Though this was an incredible idea, I could not watch it because SOMEONE STOLE IT. I am an awesomely kind person, and I enjoy letting others get a little taste of my movie collection, but this is an outrage. I know my movie collection is so alien to everyone (since it's out of this world LOL), but asking to borrow goods from me without my permission is unacceptable behavior.

In addition to the Office being gone, my copy of Sin City (autographed director's cut with tin case) is also missing. That is my favorite movie. Coincidentally, "Sin City" is also the name of the gay strip club that I like to attend daily, so it has special meaning to me.

Now, if you want me to continue being the nice guy and letting you mere mortals drink from the sweet nectar of my film collection, I suggest that you return these cinematic masterpieces IMMEDIATELY.

DKNS

An apology...

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for my behavior. I have been the biggest douchebag alive for the past 2 years and I truly regret that. You guys all have your abilities that you are better than me at, and I concede that I am not the best at everything. At this time of writing, even computing technology has surpassed what I own.

Regards,
Devin Kumar Nelson Sinha

MY Movies!

Hey everyone,Once again I've found that some (at least one that i've noticed) of my movies are missing. Once again, I don't have annnnnny problem with people borrowing movies, and heck i don't REALLY even mind if you borrow it when I'm not here. However, if you take one, please tell me eventually, and please return them promptly. Since before spring break I've been missing my copy of The Matrix Reloaded, and that's what I'm really interested in getting back. If you remember borrowing it from me, please let me know and return it if you're done. I tried just asking random people around the hall but those i've asked say they didn't borrow it, so whatevs.Thanks,Devin "sans beard" Sinha

(note: 13 first personal pronouns/adjectives not counting the name).

Spring Break...or as I like to call it - "DEVIN TIME"

Hello everyone or "sup" for all the hipsters out there,

In case you didn't know (what the fuck, get on your game), I am currently on spring break from my ever-strenuous activities at my school, the University of Kansas Lawrence, NOT Edwards. I have been living it up in true Sinha style. A truly ambitious person once said, it's "SINHA time!" Thanks for that one, Alex. Well, when presented a week long break like I have been, it is tough to figure out what to do with my time. YEAH RIGHT, maybe if I was retarded, since I have all of the best stuff and I can always find something to amuse myself with. Xbox 360, guitar, jammin' to DMB, watching Star Wars with my best pals, pounding down a few Mike's Hard Lemonades or licking the balls of my gay lover, it's all good times.

I am very busy, but since I'm sure that you are enthralled with this epic entry so far, I guess I will continue to give you a "fly on the wall" look into my wonderful life. Yes, I live in Overland Park, Kansas, so all of the idiots going to Miami or South Padre Island for break can "shove it" (LOL), since all the fun in the world is right here in "the OP" with all of my best buddies. I love friend time. It's even better than fireworks time, but not as good as me time. Sheesh, I am so butt-nanners, I just keep getting off-track. Spring break is one of my favorite times, because it allows me to catch up on all my favorite activities and friends.

As soon as I got home (it doesn't take long when you are "hauling ass" on the highways like a speed demon), I called my high school girlfriend that doesn't know any better. Oops, did I say that? She should be fucking thrilled to be dating a college "eligible bachelor" like myself. Before I continue, did you guys check out that awesome transition sentence I wrote prior to this paragraph? Wow, I kick ass. Ernest Hemingway killed himself because a soothsayer told him that I would be born and he couldn't handle the pressure of competing with my writing in the future.

But back to me and my "lady friend" (LOL I'm so naughty). We have spent some good times together on this wondrous spring break. We have shared a "spring sleet" last Sunday, which was truly inspirational for me. In addition to this, I have sharted with her ( I mean shared, I didn't fart/shit on her) some of my favorite tunes on the guitar and some of my favorite tunes on the piano. Thank God for Ben Folds, I love to cruise in my Accord and bump "Bitches Ain't Shit." Usually, I start to drive really aggressively because that song pumps me up and I feel like a G-thug. Bros before hoes, that is a good motto. Someone probably heard me say it once.

Well, sorry for being so long winded, but not really since I know you will be craving more the second you read this. What can I say, love blogging, love life, and remember that I'm better than you.

-Devin Kumar Nelson Sinha