My Plans Tonight!

So as I'm typing I just called my good room mate Travis so I can party tonight. I told him to tell Chase Reed, who is of legal age, to buy me some Rolling Rock. I LOVE Rolling Rock. You guys don't even understand. Of course I'm going to buy a 12-pack but I only need four to get drunk. I'm such a tank, I can drink massive amounts of booze and rarely throw up. I think the last time I ever threw up was last year. I was so drunk. I had Captain Morgan (another bad ass beverage that those of you reading would never be tough enough to consume) and eventually threw up in the drawer of my lazy-ass room mate at the time, David.

All David did was sit on his computer all the time and chat on car forums. I mean come on! Who's such a loser that all they do is I-chat? (But, then again, look at his lame computer compared to my dual monitor custom built beast of a P.C.)

On another note, Damon, who was a Rookie of the Year best new male friend finalist, has pissed me off. Can you believe he invited my sister to a facebook event? MY sister! She is getting really upset. After all, she just turned 18. Oh yeah! Around April Fool's Day, the best holiday ever because it gives me a chance to show how big of a fool all you are, around fifteen guys from my Scholarship Hall poked her (on facebook)! I threatened a law suit and it's lucky she just turned 18 otherwise it could be considered sexual assault.

Anyways, the other day it snowed..in april i saw a man outside mowing the lawn in the snow. and i realized...this is kansas.

I'm sure you have all enjoyed reading this as I have writing, ha ha ha late April Fool's no one can enjoy my deep, uberintelligent literature as much as me.

Toodles,

DKNS

QUIT TAKING MY MOVIES

So, I hope all you avid readers of my blog enjoyed my little April Fool's entry. Of course you enjoyed it, I wrote it. However, after enjoying some laughs at my brilliance, I was confronted with a disaster of epic proportions. Upon finishing my unbelievably hard programming homework, I decided that it would be in my best interests if I sat down and watched my copy of "The Office" season 1, which I purchased with my money I made working at Best Buy.

Though this was an incredible idea, I could not watch it because SOMEONE STOLE IT. I am an awesomely kind person, and I enjoy letting others get a little taste of my movie collection, but this is an outrage. I know my movie collection is so alien to everyone (since it's out of this world LOL), but asking to borrow goods from me without my permission is unacceptable behavior.

In addition to the Office being gone, my copy of Sin City (autographed director's cut with tin case) is also missing. That is my favorite movie. Coincidentally, "Sin City" is also the name of the gay strip club that I like to attend daily, so it has special meaning to me.

Now, if you want me to continue being the nice guy and letting you mere mortals drink from the sweet nectar of my film collection, I suggest that you return these cinematic masterpieces IMMEDIATELY.

DKNS

An apology...

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for my behavior. I have been the biggest douchebag alive for the past 2 years and I truly regret that. You guys all have your abilities that you are better than me at, and I concede that I am not the best at everything. At this time of writing, even computing technology has surpassed what I own.

Regards,
Devin Kumar Nelson Sinha