Working out!

So, as you all know, I am Devin Sinha. *pauses for you to say hello back* My friends all say that I am in really good shape which means a lot to you since I have more friends than I can count, which is funny because I am in a lot of programming classes so I can count a lot. Would you like to have a count-off with me? I didn't think so.

Anyway, like I was saying, I am pretty much regarded as the "muscley man" out of my circle of friends, although myself and my friend Alex have been know to spar from time to time and then suck each other's balls.
I always win because I have so much upper body strength. So much, in fact, that it is hard to walk under all of the weight of my HUGE pecs, so I bend over slightly and raise my arms for support. Since my upper body is so ripped and amazing, I would like to teach you how to be more like me. If you would notice, I said "more like me" since there is one and only Devin Kumar Nelson Sinha. I'm 1/8 Cherokee.

To achieve "Devin pecs," you must have a committed workout plan. Firstly, buy a case of Dr. Pepper and an Xbox 360 Ultimate. It has to be the Ultimate. A "regular" (WEAK) Xbox 360 will NOT do. Trade it in to Best Buy if you have one. That's what I did, and then I used my employee discount to get an Ultimate. Now that is quick thinking. After you have purchased your Xbox and Dr. Pepper, find a grungy-ass white couch, yet treat it like it belongs in the Taj Mahal. If it has ham in it, then your chances of being the best (me) have just increased.

Now that you have the basic items for being more like the Devin, you can begin your workout plan. With the couch in place and the Xbox 360 Ultimate "I'm the shit, fuck you" Beast Best Buy Special Edition hooked up to your TV (my dad has an HDTV), sit down on the couch and play Xbox while sipping on some Dr. Pepper. If you can get your hands on some Mike's Hard Lemonade (you may have to get this REALLY cool guy, Brian Lewis, to buy some for you), DO IT. I promise you that you will be intoxicated after slowly sipping on half of one. I can drink three before passing out, but then again, I'm Devin Sinha.

Once you have trained for 3 weeks you should notice a decrease in torso size and your arms should now be slightly raised as you walk. Now it is time to add the next variable! NO, not steriods you idiot, but Dave Matthews band! With some DMB cranking on my surround-sound system (I love working at Best Buy so I can get cool tech items fr cheap), you will be even more motivated to achieve the pinnacle of physical perfection, something I would like to call "Dervana."

So, good luck. You have a long road ahead of you. This is Devin Kumar Nelson Sinha, signing off.

My car!

In this entry, I would like to tell the world about MY car! It's (if I do say so myself) by far the best car at the whole hall! I always have people come up to me and compliment my ride, and since I'm so humble, it makes it an akward situation. So, I'm sure that you're on the edge of your seat to learn about my car, and now I will tell you about it. So listen to me.

My car is a 1991 Honda Accord Sedan. It is gold with maroon velour interior (I love that color combination it is so modern and tasteful!) I have driven some fast cars before since I am a great driver, but this one has some "giddyup." I feel like a race car driver on late night runs to Burger King or heading to my asteemed post at Best Buy (hey, a guy like me has to pay the bills to afford such luxuries as a '91 Honda Accord.) I would like to get something cooler (if I could manage to find something out there), but I recently spent my bonus on my new monitor. This makes my 5th monitor, so now I can 2 box midget porn, watch Scrubs, and still do homework while talking on my headset to my friend on MSN. It is every scholarship hall member's dream! I am cool.

One that that I just can't understand about my car is how my car's window that I have in my car above my trunk where I keep my book bag (whoops I'm getting off-track on my blog!). Anyway, my window has had a tree branch fallon it TWICE this year! WOW! How could I be so unlucky! Two branches placed in the exact place that would perfectly break a window! The branches were even the size of a brick! Wow, I have such a crazy life. I am "bonkers!" LOL

I also have a radar detector. It is state-of-the-art. I bought it from Best Buy for $50. Wow, I am a good negotiator. After all, who wants to get a ticket going 72 in a 70 on K10 going home? I know I sure don't!

I am so lucky that I have such a neat car. I hope you enjoyed my blog entry I wrote about my car. My blog is cool.

Alex

A song (played of course with acoustic guitar) to my best friend Alex Churn

Oh Alex, how I love your smile,
and your hair, and teeth, I could go on awhile,
and although some people think you're weird (I think you're fine)
I absolutely love your beard (not quite as nice as mine).

We dressed up together at a superhero party, you were Pigeon-man (who looked like an owl)
Afterwards I was so hot and sweaty, I took a shower drying off with my personalized towel.

As this song ends, i beg, Alex, take my hand,
And we will go up to room 316 to listen to Dave Matthews Band.

What's UP?

So I, Devin Kumar Nelson Sinha, have decided to start my blog.

Some things I will blog about:

My schoolwork
My job at Best Buy
My new HD XBox 360 I bought with my employee discount at Best Buy
My extremly attractive girlfriend
My upcoming acoustic guitar album
My favorite alcoholic drinks: Rolling Rock and Mike's Hard Lemonade
My favorite show, Scrubs.
My favorite band, Dave Matthews Band
My newest video game purchases
My homework, blah
My scholarship hall
My extremly small torso
and much, much more.