MY Movies!

Hey everyone,Once again I've found that some (at least one that i've noticed) of my movies are missing. Once again, I don't have annnnnny problem with people borrowing movies, and heck i don't REALLY even mind if you borrow it when I'm not here. However, if you take one, please tell me eventually, and please return them promptly. Since before spring break I've been missing my copy of The Matrix Reloaded, and that's what I'm really interested in getting back. If you remember borrowing it from me, please let me know and return it if you're done. I tried just asking random people around the hall but those i've asked say they didn't borrow it, so whatevs.Thanks,Devin "sans beard" Sinha

(note: 13 first personal pronouns/adjectives not counting the name).

Spring Break...or as I like to call it - "DEVIN TIME"

Hello everyone or "sup" for all the hipsters out there,

In case you didn't know (what the fuck, get on your game), I am currently on spring break from my ever-strenuous activities at my school, the University of Kansas Lawrence, NOT Edwards. I have been living it up in true Sinha style. A truly ambitious person once said, it's "SINHA time!" Thanks for that one, Alex. Well, when presented a week long break like I have been, it is tough to figure out what to do with my time. YEAH RIGHT, maybe if I was retarded, since I have all of the best stuff and I can always find something to amuse myself with. Xbox 360, guitar, jammin' to DMB, watching Star Wars with my best pals, pounding down a few Mike's Hard Lemonades or licking the balls of my gay lover, it's all good times.

I am very busy, but since I'm sure that you are enthralled with this epic entry so far, I guess I will continue to give you a "fly on the wall" look into my wonderful life. Yes, I live in Overland Park, Kansas, so all of the idiots going to Miami or South Padre Island for break can "shove it" (LOL), since all the fun in the world is right here in "the OP" with all of my best buddies. I love friend time. It's even better than fireworks time, but not as good as me time. Sheesh, I am so butt-nanners, I just keep getting off-track. Spring break is one of my favorite times, because it allows me to catch up on all my favorite activities and friends.

As soon as I got home (it doesn't take long when you are "hauling ass" on the highways like a speed demon), I called my high school girlfriend that doesn't know any better. Oops, did I say that? She should be fucking thrilled to be dating a college "eligible bachelor" like myself. Before I continue, did you guys check out that awesome transition sentence I wrote prior to this paragraph? Wow, I kick ass. Ernest Hemingway killed himself because a soothsayer told him that I would be born and he couldn't handle the pressure of competing with my writing in the future.

But back to me and my "lady friend" (LOL I'm so naughty). We have spent some good times together on this wondrous spring break. We have shared a "spring sleet" last Sunday, which was truly inspirational for me. In addition to this, I have sharted with her ( I mean shared, I didn't fart/shit on her) some of my favorite tunes on the guitar and some of my favorite tunes on the piano. Thank God for Ben Folds, I love to cruise in my Accord and bump "Bitches Ain't Shit." Usually, I start to drive really aggressively because that song pumps me up and I feel like a G-thug. Bros before hoes, that is a good motto. Someone probably heard me say it once.

Well, sorry for being so long winded, but not really since I know you will be craving more the second you read this. What can I say, love blogging, love life, and remember that I'm better than you.

-Devin Kumar Nelson Sinha

Damn Work!

So, as many of you know I, Devin K. N. Sinha, am an iPod specialist at Best Buy. Unfortunately though, sometimes when you (me) have a highly prestigious job work can get in the way of having fun. That's why my facebook status says: Devin thinks it is lame 2.0 that he works on st.patrick's. (yes i get that most people don't care about st.patty's but i like it!).

But I'm going to make the most out of the day. Hopefully Best Buy will let me wear my size 14 Leprechaun shoes I purchased specifically for this rare occasion. And oh yeah! Help make St. Patrick's an official holiday! Guinness, the Irish Beer company, has a petition on their web site. I love Guinness, but not as much as Mike's Hard you dumb ass.

Now I'll leave you with lyrics of DMB:
"Stop. The words aren't worth it. Just smile to remind me why I'm here."

My Birthday, and an early spring snow

So, as many of you know, today is MY 20th Birthday!!! Woop Woop for me!!!! What's also so awesome is the fact it snowed today! On MY Birthday! It reminded me of the song I wrote (of course for Churn) titled Early Spring Snow. In ESS I wrote of the time me and my love interest fell in love during an Early Spring Snow. We frolicked and danced in the snow of that early March day. I hope to publish this song later, and have it copyrighted so I can share it for you (I wouldn't want to write it on my blog and have it ripped by some recording studio).


Anyways, if you see me be sure to wish me a happy birthday.

MY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday To ME!
i also bought a new phone so im back to the same old number i had before woop woop.

UGH

today i was at the rec center with damon and, like the other students that come to the rec everyday, i put my hoodie on one of the coat racks near the entrance. after working out for an hour, i came back to see that the hoodie was nowhere to be found, and lost and found didn't have it either. while i was really upset that the only hoodie i enjoy wearing (dr.pepper hoodie) was stolen, what stings worse is that my car keys, wallet (with credit cards/driver's license/gift cards/cash/etc), and expensive/important cell phone were stolen as well.

if you recovered it and happen to see this note...PLEASE LET ME KNOW.
you can reach me at 913-961-1017 [it pays to have a backup cell phone sometimes]

-Devin

Working out!

So, as you all know, I am Devin Sinha. *pauses for you to say hello back* My friends all say that I am in really good shape which means a lot to you since I have more friends than I can count, which is funny because I am in a lot of programming classes so I can count a lot. Would you like to have a count-off with me? I didn't think so.

Anyway, like I was saying, I am pretty much regarded as the "muscley man" out of my circle of friends, although myself and my friend Alex have been know to spar from time to time and then suck each other's balls.
I always win because I have so much upper body strength. So much, in fact, that it is hard to walk under all of the weight of my HUGE pecs, so I bend over slightly and raise my arms for support. Since my upper body is so ripped and amazing, I would like to teach you how to be more like me. If you would notice, I said "more like me" since there is one and only Devin Kumar Nelson Sinha. I'm 1/8 Cherokee.

To achieve "Devin pecs," you must have a committed workout plan. Firstly, buy a case of Dr. Pepper and an Xbox 360 Ultimate. It has to be the Ultimate. A "regular" (WEAK) Xbox 360 will NOT do. Trade it in to Best Buy if you have one. That's what I did, and then I used my employee discount to get an Ultimate. Now that is quick thinking. After you have purchased your Xbox and Dr. Pepper, find a grungy-ass white couch, yet treat it like it belongs in the Taj Mahal. If it has ham in it, then your chances of being the best (me) have just increased.

Now that you have the basic items for being more like the Devin, you can begin your workout plan. With the couch in place and the Xbox 360 Ultimate "I'm the shit, fuck you" Beast Best Buy Special Edition hooked up to your TV (my dad has an HDTV), sit down on the couch and play Xbox while sipping on some Dr. Pepper. If you can get your hands on some Mike's Hard Lemonade (you may have to get this REALLY cool guy, Brian Lewis, to buy some for you), DO IT. I promise you that you will be intoxicated after slowly sipping on half of one. I can drink three before passing out, but then again, I'm Devin Sinha.

Once you have trained for 3 weeks you should notice a decrease in torso size and your arms should now be slightly raised as you walk. Now it is time to add the next variable! NO, not steriods you idiot, but Dave Matthews band! With some DMB cranking on my surround-sound system (I love working at Best Buy so I can get cool tech items fr cheap), you will be even more motivated to achieve the pinnacle of physical perfection, something I would like to call "Dervana."

So, good luck. You have a long road ahead of you. This is Devin Kumar Nelson Sinha, signing off.